There is nothing quite like the comfort I get from a song when it describes the EXACT situation I’m going through.
I didn’t go out tonight with the intention to complete most all of my homework. Instead, I’m 128 pages into my dashboard and I have the past two days of Facebook activity memorized.
At this point, whatever stress and nerves I start having these next couple days is deserved.
CHOCOLATE COVERED OREOS
I was almost 100% positive I was going to lose my scholarship this semester. I was already bracing myself for the worst and saving up to pay for it out of pocket. But, by the GRACE OF GOD, I look at my fees and it now says $0.00!!!!!! And it’s not because they dropped me from everything. It’s because MY SCHOLARSHIP WENT THROUGH. WHICH MEANS I DID NOT FAIL MY FIRST COLLEGE SEMESTER. FTMFW.
And now I know that when I get stuck with an asshole teacher that bases bullshit homework on the same weighted scale as tests, I should drop that class IMMEDIATELY. That asshat almost cost me my scholarship.
I’m proud of my performance in my other classes. I didn’t do this well in highschool.
HIGH FUCKING FIVE.
Am I the only one that thinks this Ke$ha chick is a WHACK ATTACK?
Serge Gainsbourg, Brigitte Bardot - Bonnie and Clyde